I was quite aware that north park was full of eccentric people, to say the least, when I moved here, but this was a visit to the bank way out of the ordinary. first i was uber excited over the ideal parking spot i managed on 30th street, not the most parking friendly street in san diego. anywhoo all excitement aside i walk into this wretched place that controls my money. i say it like that because i like to push my inability to manage my own money that turns into hundreds of dollars of overwithdrawl fees frustrations on the bank rather than myself. anywhoo, im filling out my deposit slip when im approached by a guy who has taken his hair combing tips from don king and has the smell of pf changs dumpsters, you know little fishy little chinese foody. delicious really?!?? he asks me the time... twice... then if he could make a deposit without his ATM card because strangly enough while living on the street its hard to keep track of such a shiny piece of plastic.
finally that conversation so rich in interest was ended when the teller called him up. it was then i noticed the man standing in line behind me. so he was wearing sweats, no big deal right cuz, well i'll be honest, so was i. but unlike myself his hoodless matching sweater was tucked in to his elastic band tightie whities. thats right. not into the sweats or untucked for that matter but into his underwear in which his sweatpants were pulled a bit lower ensuring the clear sight of this fashion catastrophe.
finally we have a woman wearing one of those full track suits. black withpink pinstriping around the sleave and collar cuffs. i provide such a distinct description for the pure enjoyment of what the rest of her outfit provides. there was a hole in the ass of the pants. you know not anywear to not be noticed. right on the cheek. oh but she was quite aware or at least i assume so seeing as she was wearing matching pink underwear in case anyone, like myself, noticed the hole, but refrained from judging becase at least she matches!
keep posted. im sure there are many more strange encounters through my trecks of north park.
finally that conversation so rich in interest was ended when the teller called him up. it was then i noticed the man standing in line behind me. so he was wearing sweats, no big deal right cuz, well i'll be honest, so was i. but unlike myself his hoodless matching sweater was tucked in to his elastic band tightie whities. thats right. not into the sweats or untucked for that matter but into his underwear in which his sweatpants were pulled a bit lower ensuring the clear sight of this fashion catastrophe.
finally we have a woman wearing one of those full track suits. black withpink pinstriping around the sleave and collar cuffs. i provide such a distinct description for the pure enjoyment of what the rest of her outfit provides. there was a hole in the ass of the pants. you know not anywear to not be noticed. right on the cheek. oh but she was quite aware or at least i assume so seeing as she was wearing matching pink underwear in case anyone, like myself, noticed the hole, but refrained from judging becase at least she matches!
keep posted. im sure there are many more strange encounters through my trecks of north park.